2009 Burrows Cave Hoax Update
By R. D. Flavin
Image from "Holy Grail in America" featuring Burrows Cave artifacts and Wolter (video removed by Google/YouTube).
2009 is some two months and change away from completion,
an update is nonetheless due the
involvement of C.
Rydholm with the
"Holy Grail in America" was directed and edited by Andy Awes, written by Maria Awes,
and features interviews with (in order of appearance
accreditation): Dr. Alice Kehoe (anthropologist), Dr.
Antoly Liberman (philologist, University of Minnesota),
Darwin Ohman (grandson of Olaf Ohman), Scott Wolter
(forensic geologist), Tom Trow (past archaeologist, MN
Hist. Society), Florian Ledermann (past president,
Runestone Museum), Dr. James Scherz (prehistoric
cartographer), Alan Butler (author , The Knights Templar
Revealed), Simon Brighton (author, In Search of the Knights
Templar), Erling Haagensen (author, The Templars' Secret
Island), Steven Sora (author, The Lost Colony of the
Templars), Kelly Krause (archaeologist), Ashly
Cowie (author, The
Rosslyn Templars), Evan Pritchard (director,
Center for Algonquin Culture), Scott Wolter (geologist
& author, The
Hooked X), Niven Sinclair (Clan Sinclair
patriarch), Carmen Legge (president, New Ross Historical
Society), David Brody (chair, Westford Knight
Committee), Dr. Virginia Kimball (Westford Knight
Historian), Dr. Bruce Bourque (archaeologist, Maine
State Museum), Roslyn Strong (New England Antiquities
Research Assn.), Richard Lynch (New England Antiquities
Research Assn.), Dr. William Penhallow (astronomer &
physicist), Suzanne Carlson (architect & president
of NEARA), and Akram Elias (Freemasonic Grand Master).
Dr. James P. Scherz.
accreditations are standard and self-explanatory, with the
exceptions of the emeritus status of both Prof. Alice B.
Kehoe (anthropology, Marquette Univ.) and Prof. James P.
Scherz (civil engineering, Univ. of Wisconsin-Madison). Scott Wolter is the only individual featured in
the program who is described twice, first as a "forensic
geologist" and again as a an "archaeoloist & author of The Hooked X. The designation of Scherz as a "prehistoric cartographer" is almost too ridiculous for
comment. However, given
the fantastic nature of the program and its inclusion of
Burrows Cave material, I would guess that Scherz is
claiming to be an expert on Burrows Cave inscribed items
which are thought to depict 'ancient' maps of the Mississippi River.
English language term 'writing' conveys much more than the
characters used to represent our alphabetic script, as it
also includes punctuation marks, numbers, musical
notations, and many symbols to represent different
concepts and things. The use of the term "prehistoric" could imply from a time before either the
invention or introduction of writing or a script, though
when used in a New World context specificity is extremely
important, as various Native American peoples and cultures
either possessed the means to record 'history' (the script
of the Maya, the quipus
knots of the Peruvians, the narrative rock art of certain Amerind
tribes or nations, etc.) or their initial contact period differed (ca.
1000 with the Norse, ca. 1350 with the Basque, 1492 with Columbus, 1500
with Pedro lvares, 1524 with Giovanni da Verrazzano, etc.).
Arguing the "date" of a Burrows Cave inscribed "artifact" with a
map on it is comical enough, that it was buried in southern Illinois
before Columbus is a joke that has amused and bemused many for over two
decades, and despite many of the Burrows Cave items having
alphabetic and symbolic writing on them (including the so-called "map
stones," Scherz wishes to describe himself not as a professor emeritus in civil
engineering, but rather as a "prehistoric cartographer," we
can only hope that his university health care insurance
program adequately covers his medication.
As a regional professional, I can understand why Prof. Kehoe was included in a speculative-themed program which features the (in)famous Kensington Runestone, as she is a respected and accomplished diffusionist anthropologist, archaeologist, and author whose published opinions, even the most controversial ones, are always well founded. Her work on the Kensington Runestone (Kehoe 2005) remains thought provoking, though I personally disagree with her conclusions. Scherz? Ah, he taught advanced plumbing for many years, founded an amateur group to investigate Native American burial mounds (Ancient Earthworks Society), co-authored a book with Burrows (Scherz & Burrows 1992), and has a fine collection of Burrows Cave 'artifacts', and I'd guess it was Scherz's collection which was on display in Wolter's laboratory, but I can't be sure and I ...honestly don't care. If Wolter and the producers of "Holy Grail in America" offered Scherz on-screen time in exchange for displaying his collection of fakes, that's their business.
Before my recent December 2014 hacking (which out of some 400 web-pages
I have online and only 2 were changed -- the 2009 and 2013 Burrows Cave
Updates), I here included a hyperlink to a web-site which has now been
taken down. The picture below of an e-mailbetween Burrows and
Scott Wolter is all that survives (at least in my limited archives...).
The hyperlink was pointed to a web-site that still mentions
Burrows Cave and the New Madrid earthquake of 1811-1812, but the
Burrows and Wolter e-mail has been removed (see: http://www.mormonstruth.org/NDE.html and http://www.mormonstruth.org/Millennium.html). The two and a half month earthquake even
caused the Mississippi River to run backwards (or so some say).
That Russell Burrows needs to assist the general public in
re-opening this special Book
of Mormon Mulekite
deposit of King Solomon's "Temple treasures" seemed to be the main
point of the now-deleted web-page. An initial Mormon connection
to Burrows Cave will be described in my forthcoming "The Cave
of Hill Cumorah and the Burrows Cave Hoax." However, for the
skinny purposes of this update, the ludicrous idea that
the Burrows Cave inscribed items were somehow part of
Solomon's "temple treasure" and they somehow survived the
temple destruction by Nebuchadnezzar in 586 BCE, and the
inscribed items were somehow
incorporated into Herod's temple and survived its
destruction by Titus in 70 CE, and were then somehow found by the
Knights Templar during the Crusades, and transported from
Jerusalem to Olney, Illinois is ...a horrific new low for
The History Channel. Yeah, Mormons,
hyper-diffusionists, and the tin-foil hat crowd are known
for a certain level of whack, but for The History Channel to
show a reenactment of Templars reverently digging up
Burrows Cave items
and carrying the "treasure" from the Old to the New World is
...very, very wrong. Such foolishness belongs on The
Comedy Channel, or the Sci-Fi Channel, but not The History
Alleged e-mail from Wolter to Burrows.
Regarding the Kensington Runestone, the inclusion of the so-called
"Larson Papers" in Wolter's "Holy Grail in America" is potentially
significant (and also the only
positive thing I can comment on amongst lies, more lies, and unhealthy
psychiatric conditions). The Larson runeforms and Freemasonic
ciphers combined are ...wonderfully mysterious and unknown, but capable
of full understanding. Edward Larsson (1867-1950), is known to
have been a traveling tailor and violinist. Coincidence is a magical
occurrence, yet too many associations often indicate a layered
relationship. The Kensington Runestone was 'discovered' in a
thriving Swedish community, not German, Irish, Italian, French, etc.,
but Swedish, of a Scandinavian people who (along with their Norse and
Danish brethren) 'invented' the runic alphabet. Such a
coin-dance! Whose up to flip a penny? It just so
happens, wonder of wonders, there was another Scandinavian about,
around, and associated with the northern American settlements, a
violinist with an appreciation of runes and Minnesota, the Nordic
Paganini. Ole Bull (1810-1880).
By all accounts, the Norwegian violin virtuoso, Ole Bull, was one of those larger-than-life characters who made history most mornings that he awoke. He also inspired people. A biographer has written (Smith 1943, p. 179) Edvard Grieg himself has told the story of his early relations with Ole Bull. One day in the summer of 1858, when Grieg was fifteen years old, a horseman on a beautiful Arabian steed galloped up to Landaas, the Grieg summer home near Bergen. The tall, slim, and dashing figure greeted the Grieg family with a rush of enthusiasm and heartiness. This was the young Edvard's first glimpse of Ole Bull, his legendary hero, and he recalled that, when he shyly approached and shook the great man's hand, something like an electric shock passed through his body. Grieg sat with wide-eyed fascination and bated breath as Bull, with the true story-teller's charisma, described his recent six-year sojourn in America and his adventures with Bull's ill-fated Pennsylvania colony. When the Norwegian playwright, Henrik Ibsen, asked Grieg to compose incidental music for his new folklore-based drama, Peer Gynt, Grieg envisioned Ole Bull as the eponymous lead character. Okay, he was a great musician, got tossed in jail and sued a few times, but his accomplishments far outweigh his occasional lack of good judgment.
Anywho, Ole Bull was a nationalistic investor and persistent proponent for a pre-Columbian discovery of America by the Norse. And, as it goes, it was a MAJOR part of his non-musical career. In 1853, Bull funded and founded a Norweian colony in Pennsylvania, and spoke of the first discovery of America by Norsemen, a subject always very dear to his heart, at the dedication ceremony (Smith 1943, p. 103). In 1857, Bull had someone purchase the Dighton Writing Rock in southern Massachusetts in his name (there was some confusion about a foreigner owning the land, though later it seems the transaction had more to do with Bull not having the $50 for the inscribed rock). And, over his last years, he performed many benefit concerts throughout America and Europe to raise funds for a commemorative statue of Leif Erikson, which he sadly never lived to see installed. According to a biographer (ibid, p. 201), one of his closest friends was Professor Eben S. Horsford, who had made a good deal of money by concocting a new baking-powder, and who spent much of his time writing brochures to prove that the Norsemen discovered America long before Columbus. The two men used to pass many evenings trying to piece together elaborate proofs that Thorvald and his henchmen had trod the banks of the Charles River. A statue was finally erected in Boston, Mass. on Commonwealth Avenue and Charlesgate East in 1887, and it's said that the sculptress, Anne Whitney, had Ole Bull in mind when she imagined Leif Erikson. Okay, so the Norwegian violinist was a proto-hyper-diffusionist; what could this possibly have to do with the Kensington Runestone?
1853 daguerrotype of Dighton Rock with Seth Eastman.
In America, a jury considers means, motive, and opportunity for a
guilty verdict in a criminal trial. Historians, even those
associated with The History Channel, would be well advised to adhere to
such basic requirements. The Burrows Cave inscribed items?
Well, as Burrows often claims, the items were subjected to automobile
polish by his one-time associate, Jack Ward, and can no longer be
"tested" due to modern contamination. And, inviting Goofy to join
Mickey, Wolter doesn't seem to be able to analyze the Burrows Cave
items any better than the BYU ex-professor and Mormon 9/11 whack
(see: http://www.flavinscorner.com/hardevidence.htm), Steve
Jones. The so-called testing of the
Kensington Runestone seems amateurish, at best, and at the
very least, a waste of time. Look, even the
Catholics regard the Shroud
Turin as an article of faith and not the actual burial cloth
of Jesus. There are books to help such individuals
who persist in believing in the fantastic (e.g. Sagan
1996; Shermer 1997).
In 1848, Seth Eastman traveled to Minnesota and made a series of watercolor paintings; five years later Eastman posed on Dighton Rock. Yeah, it's a coin-dance... In 1867, the Norwegian journalist, Paul Hjelm-Hansen, visited Minnesota and ardently wrote about how the land was perfect for immigrant Scandinavians. Ole Bull visited Minnesota many times (The New York Times, in their obituary for Bull mistakenly describes his second wife as being from Minnesota, though she was actually from Madison, Wisconsin), and in gratitude and appreciation, Minnesotans built a large statue of the violinist. Yeah, another coin-dance... The means, motive, and opportunity may be argued for others besides that so-called simple farmer, Olaf (var. Olof) Õhman, but ...it would be a fickle jury who'd dare pass judgment. I don't claim to know the answer, however supporters of the authenticity of the Kensington Runestone have not argued their case well enough to convince me. But, that's just my opinion.
Statues of Ole Bull and Leif Erikson.
In closing my online article, "Falling Into Burrows Cave," I wrote the items alleged to have been removed from Burrows Cave are modern, there is no cave, and Burrows is a liar, words which should remain sufficiently accurate for research purposes. Apparently, Wolter and The History Channel believe otherwise.
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